PsuedoSarcasmo

Many of my friends and colleagues were asking me why have I not written about TUBELIGHT, given that I am a die hard Sallu bhai fan... The answer is.... IT PAINS! As written in my Pre-Watch rant for Tubelight, Salman Khan fandom was a part of my upbringing. I am and will always be on of his biggest fans ever. But apart from being a huge fan I unfortunately am a logical person as well.  So here it is, my review of Tubelight: I wont pre-empt you... Let the write up take its due course. The first frame of the movie is exactly like Bajrangi Bhaijan.  A long shot and then zoom into " Ye Hasin Waadiyan "... That gives us hope... That history will be recreated! But not all history is good! Ask Madhur Bhandarkar and he will let you know how much is history haunting him these days for INDU SARKAR (My Review for this will be out within a week of its release) Coming back to Tubelight. It is a historical movie. No it is not going to create...

That’s probably Salman (Bhai) Khan waving goodbye to his haters and trollers! Well, let me start with this… This is basically a pre-watch rant for the movie Tubelight. A Movie that most of the Salman (and many of SRK) fans have been waiting for, over two years now! Salman Khan fans of course due to basic lack of common sense and poor cinematic choice… SRK fans for the mentioned 2 reasons, plus a chance to troll Salman Khan fans! Now let me be very clear… I DO NOT HATE SALMAN OR SHAHRUKH! I am a KHAN myself… Salman Khan fandom was part of my upbringing! Born in 1983, my childhood was flooded with reruns on VCR for Maine Pyaar kiya and QSQT (If you do not know what is QSQT, you should probably stop reading this further) SRK of course came in later, but came in with a bang! So, as I said, I haven’t watched Tubelight yet. Coz its Ramzan and we do not go to cinema houses in Ramzan. (Pssst… Mobile screens, Smart TV’s, Tablets etc. do not count… BIG PICTUR...